... or "Mens, erger je niet", which is the very appropriate Dutch name for Ludo, Parcheesi, Parchís (and literally translates as "Man, do not get irritated".).
Very appropriate indeed. People get extremely irritated while playing it. Particularly when a ninja wins hands-down a couple of times in a row, without even bothering to concentrate on the game much. Apparently, she's more interesting in building a perfectly balanced stage of sorts for the winner; i.e. for herself. Mwah ha ha ha.
|See? Everyone's a winner. Chill, will ya?|