Ah, onions! Those pungent bulby buggers that have become a recurrent fixture on this little space I call my own. Haven't they become a source of endless mirth and entertainment! Haven't they just! Whatever, I just cannot root them out of here!
Just came across this very clever concept and, not only have I been giggling at the definitions all evening, but have also (probably for the first time ever in my life) have had to admit that I seem to enjoy maths. Well, at least this new math breed. Had it always been this interesting, I would have gotten myself into significantly less trouble back at high school.