are marbles good against cellulite?

No, I'm not losing my marbles.

I'm also not going to invent an anti-cellulite cream involving marbles.

And I'm definitely not going to tell you about the time when a friend and I started discussing the possibilities of a new fantabulous and spunky cosmetic cream. I had read a crazy article about how healthy for the skin seminal fluids were (I know.) So, basically we devised a plan where every woman would be armed with small lab test-tubes so as to be able to collect the stuff at any given hanky-panky-shenaningans opportunity. We would later gather all samples to create crazy revolutionary anti-ageing rich blobby cream. Freshness was the only qualm he had. The only one? Ha. Well, they already make creams with snail slime, right?
My friend probably does not even remember (in my experience, we all tend to have acute memory loss when this sort of sticky reminders come up), or will vehemently deny, having had such conversation. Oh well...

So, no, I am not going to tell you about any of that stuff. However, I am going to show you the most beautiful bench in the history of benches.
My b-day is next week and I just wanted to mention I accept all kinds of gifts and tokens. Anyone? A bench for ninja? A tad dear, yes. However, isn't it the most fantastic, fun, beautiful, not to forget cellulite-friendly thing you've ever seen? (I hope all this cellulite lark does not get me intro trouble with the artist.)

Come a little bit closer.
We saw and sit-tested it at droog a couple of months ago. The big bulb and flying lettuce day (which, if I can be arsed, may make an appearance here at some point too.)
I am, no doubt, a bit behind schedule with stuff I'd like to post. On the plus side, I tasted lots of wine on a boat yesterday evening (more to come) and the sun's out with a passion. So hey!