... are just some of the things you can do while keeping calm or while carrying out a similar activity (kelping clam or the like.)
Fab evolution tree put together here and found by way of here but actually sent to me by an attentive young man. So no, I didn't move a finger, it just landed in my Inbox. Hooray. Best way to find cool stuff, isn't it just?
On another note: The geese are back! I can hear them clearly, noisy buggers. (They've been gone since the canal started freezing around Xmas. I think they were just around the corner, to be honest, but it's been a while.) I'll count them in a minute to see whether anyone else had (and went ahead with) my Xmas paté idea.
I really am going to tape them one day and post the audio file here (both because it'd be a rivetting post and because I know people are secretly very interested and fascinated by the racket the bloody gaggle of geese living in my canal makes. Not and... probably not either.) Onto that red couch now to watch The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the film) and yes, I'm still poorly. Bloody germs, nearly as annoying as the bloody geese. Adiós.